Why do the French smell? So blind people could hate them too.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? Wings.
What does a hooker and a bungee jump have in common? They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead.
What did the maxi-pad say to the fart? You're the wind beneath my wings.
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? 1000. One to hold the lightbulb and the rest to rotate the house.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.
How do you make 100 old ladies say, "Shit!" at one time? Have one yell "Bingo!"
Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal-Mart? Boys pants were half off.
What's the difference between a dead lawyer in a road and a dead snake in a road? There are skid marks in front of the snake.
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