Variety of One-Liners

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Two Dallas Cowboys were in a car. Who was driving? The police.

How do you get 3 pounds of meat out of a fly? You unzip it.

What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? In the end, someone's going to lose a trailer.

What's a native of Paris called? A parasite.

Why can't a blonde dial 911? She couldn't find the 11.

What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the blonde say when she walked in a bar with a piece of shit in her hand? Luck must be on my side, look what I almost stepped in.


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