Johnny goes to the park...

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Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods.

Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.

Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.


Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.

So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...."

At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.

He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."


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by kat d. 1+ years ago

bet shell never tell a kid to 'save it again!!

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by skyler lynn l. 1+ years ago

Bet she wasn't expecting that ending haha

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by George G. 1+ years ago

...And then the fight started.

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by talena h. 1+ years ago

u should always listen fully to whatever kids are saying

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by Jason B. 1+ years ago

lol a very good ending :)

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by Kristen C. 1+ years ago

AH!! i was not expecting that!!

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by Genny J. 1+ years ago

well it probably went the opposite way. the mom had the face that she hoped the dad would have... i bet they divorced

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by Megan C. 1+ years ago


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by julius j. 1+ years ago

very nice!!! hehehehe

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by Dave M. 1+ years ago

ooooh busted

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