In a freak accident three mothers and their three sons where killed. They suddenly stood in front of a huge golden gate. Apperently the gate to heaven. a Angel came walking towards them and went over to the first mother, he took out a large book.
"With your love of money," the angel said, " you named your son Buck. We don't have any room for you."
He then walked over to the second mother. "With your love of alcohol you named your son Samuel Addams. We don't have any room for you."
Before the angel could get to the third motherr, the mother turned to his son and said: "Let's go Dick, we're waisting our time!"
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