Why did the Chicken Cross The Road?
Because the Russians bommed his house!
those damn Russians bombing peoples houses, what right do they have to bomb a Chickens house, they have been at war for ages.
So the Chicken is just crossing the road when his house is blown up, what is the world coming to, I am distraught at this act of crap from the Russians.
Oh wait a min, Chechen, thats the one I mean, not Chicken!