Its the first day of kindergarden and the teacher says, "Let's do our alphabet."
"Can someone tell me what begins with the letter A?"
Bad mouth Billy is raising his hand but the teacher knows that he's going to use profanity so she calls on Sue. Sue says,"A is for apple."
"Good job Sue! What about the letter B?" Bad Mouth Billy raises his hand again but the teacher chooses Johnny because she knew Billy was going to curse.
"B is for Boat," says Johnny.
"Good job Johnny."
They get all the way down to the letter r. The only one raising their hand is Bad Mouth Billy. So she calls on him.
"Rats," says Billy.
"Good job billy," says the teacher.
"Big fucking rats with balls this big and a dick this long," billy inturpted.