*woman walks into an ice cream shop*
woman-What kind of ice cream do you have?
clerk-we have vanilla and strawberry, but no chocolate.
woman-give me 2 scoops of vanilla and 1 scoop of chocolate.
clerk-lady, we dont have any chocolate. only vanilla and strawberry.
woman-ok then, give me 2 scoops of chocolate and 1 scoop of strawberry.
clerk*very annoyed*-lady how do you spell the "van" in vanilla?
clerk-and how do you spell the "straw" in strawberry?
clerk-and how do you spell the "fuck" in chocolate?
woman-there's no fuck in chocolate!!!!
clerk-thats what i've been trying to tell you.