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*woman walks into an ice cream shop*

woman-What kind of ice cream do you have?

clerk-we have vanilla and strawberry, but no chocolate.

woman-give me 2 scoops of vanilla and 1 scoop of chocolate.

clerk-lady, we dont have any chocolate. only vanilla and strawberry.

woman-ok then, give me 2 scoops of chocolate and 1 scoop of strawberry.

clerk*very annoyed*-lady how do you spell the "van" in vanilla?

woman-v-a-n.

clerk-and how do you spell the "straw" in strawberry?

woman-s-t-r-a-w.

clerk-and how do you spell the "fuck" in chocolate?

woman-there's no fuck in chocolate!!!!

clerk-thats what i've been trying to tell you.

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