St. Peter decided that today he would only let bald people into heaven. One man that got up to heaven and heard the news about this, was scared because he didn't want to shave his head. He thought about this all day and it was almost midnight which would be the time that the gates would close so he got in line to get into heaven.
St. Peter was getting older and it was hard for him to see in the dark so he announced "I'll feel your head as you walk in to see if you are allowed in." The line was getting shorter and shorter and the man didn't know what to do! It was finally his turn and without thinking he pulled down his pants and raised his butt high up.
St. Peter felt it and yelled "Hey! Hey! One at a time please!"