Animals Playing Football

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One day, there was a football game between the big animals and the little animals. At halftime, the big animals were creaming the little animals, 42-0. The coach of the little animals said to the team, "Okay, we need to really turn things around somehow." Then when the big animals had the ball, the big animals got stopped for a two-yard loss. Their 2nd play, they got stopped for a 3-yard loss. Their third play, they got sacked for 6 yards. The coach said, "Who made the first tackle?" The centipede said, "I did." The coach said, "Who made the second tackle?" The centipede said, "That was me again." The coach said, "Who made the sack?" The centipede said, "That was me again." The coach said, "Where were you in the first half?" The centipede said, "I got my ankles taped."

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