The Perfect Life

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There once was a little girl who had the perfect life. She had perfect parents a perfect room a perfect house and perfect cloths. She went to a perfect school had perfect friends and a perfect teacher.

One perfect day on the way home from school the perfect little girl saw the perfect little puppy on the other side of the road she thought to herself "I must have this perfect little puppy so that my perfect little life will be more complete" so she ran across the street to get the puppy and got hit by a car.....

The moral is look both ways before crossing the street

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