There was an Irishman, a Scottishman, a British man, and a Pakistani in a plane. The plane was so heavy that is was going to crash so they came up with the idea that they would each throw out of the plane what they had a lot of in their country.
The Irish man said, "we have lots of wine in Ireland" so he threw out loads of wine and the plane got a little lighter.
The Scottish man said, "we have lots of bread in Scottland" so he threw out loads of bread and the plane got a little lighter.
The English man said, "we have lots of Pakistani's in England" so he threw out the Pakistani.
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