Tip #1:Develop a name that deals with your scarred childlife.
Tip #2: Get your girlfriend to legally change her name to 'shorty'.
Tip#3: Develop an irresistable urge for popcorn (pop it, baby girl..I pop if for you..all the girls get it poppin for me..)
Tip #4: Dye your skin black
Tip #5: Learn all 20 %^$ words.(I know you know them)
Tip #6:Become a skilled shot with a pistol, revolver, and other Ad Hoc weaponry.
Tip #7:Diminsh your vocabulary to 25 words--20 #%@$!& words, sex, pop, shorty, sexy/sexed, all after dropping out of school at age 8 (kill you is optional)
Tip #8: Buy one pair of XXL shorts, and make sure that they are to big.
Tip #9: Kill someone
Tip #10: Get a full-body tattoo
Tip #11: Swing your arms unnescisarily
Tip #12: Make sure that in your music videos, if you don't have enough $ for a car AND hydraulics, don't show the road--ba-bump-bab-bump-ba-bump? what does it FEEL like to hit a dog, cat, person...
Tip #13: Become a gang leader
Tip #14: Get enough money from your first CD to get a college degree in anything, even though you didn't finish 3rd grade.
Tip #15: kill someone (again)
Tip #16: Get arrested, then go on trial for both murders, then pay your way out
Tip #17: kill someone (again)
Tip #18:Get a mean mask, but underneath it keep the 'dark, depressed you'
Tip #19: Mumble, and speak quickly to get your first #1 hit.
Tip #20: Reval your dark, depressionalte past, make everyone feel sorry for you, then get pulled over for drunk driving and peeing on your car (oops, sorr Mel..)