A man was shouting at his wife because they hadn't been out together for ages! A few eeks ago the wife had said: Oi, less of your dick mate!
So the next night they want on a date, they were heading to the male toilets and when they walked in, they saw one loo door open. They ran in locked the door, and the wife sat on the toilet seet as the husband started pushing and pulling.
The next day the husband woke up with an erection, so he went downstairs and saw what the wife was cooking for breakfast, she was cutting some carrots up.
The next minute, the husband comes over put his dick in the way of the knife and off came the penis.
From Less Dick, to Dick Less