Balloons?

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A little boy asked his father what the things on his mother's chest were. The father thought quickly and said "Balloons... when she dies, we blow them up so she floats to heaven." The boy believed him and went back to his room.

A few weeks later the father came back from work and the boy ran up to him crying hysterically and yelled "MOMMY IS DEAD!!" and his father asked why he thought that. He wiped a tear and then said "Uncle Ted is in bed blowing up her balloons and she's yelling 'Oh God, I'm coming!' to him!"

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