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Can you slam a revolving door?

How young can you be, but still die of old age?

What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?

Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?

What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?

Can you read a picture book?

Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?

Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19? What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?

What shape is the sky?

If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?

Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?

If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?

What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?

Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?

Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?

Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??

Why do blacklights look purple?

Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?

Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?

How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?

Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?

If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?

If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?

Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"?

How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk?

How come people say they ate the last piece of gum, when they really just chew it?

If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap? You know the saying "throw ya hands in the air like ya don't care"? why bother doing that if you dont care? Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple? If "Fantasy Island" really granted wishes, why wasn't Tattoo 6'6" ?

Why do water bottles have a "best if used by" date?

If you called the police station to talk to an officer and he was not there, would that be considered a cop out?

Can bald people get a hair line fracture?

Why do they put holes in crackers? How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?

Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?

If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?

Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing?

If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?

Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?

Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?

Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?

Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?

Why can't liquor freeze?

If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?

How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?

Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see?

Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?

What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?

Who was in the kitchen with Dina?

Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?

Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?

How old does something have to be to become an antique?

Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?

Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?

Do babies produce more spit than adults?

How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?

Do cows have calf muscles?

Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?

If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?

If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?

Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

If you died with braces on would they take them off?

If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to- earth at the same time? Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?

If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?

Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?

Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?

Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?

How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?

Have ex-punsters been expunged?

Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?

Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?

Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?

Have ex-bankers become disinterested?

Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

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by Joel E. 1+ years ago

Stupid ones of these "lifes unanswered questions" are what keep this from being rated about 9 and in the top 20 pages of the all time best and being here in the 50's. If you cut out the stupid ones then this would be a lot better and might get a 10, but for now it's stuck in the 8 average and I give it a 6.

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by john h. 1+ years ago

first, its not skinny diping, its chuncky dunnking. 2, if your not suppost to be a smart ass or dumb ass, what are you suppost to be?

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by Nicholas B. 1+ years ago

Technically, at the center of th earth, you'd be crushed by the gravity first, before the core or magma got you. Plus the fall would knock you breathless, suffocating you before even hitting the mantle. Technically, antiques are usually 50 years old or so. Once they are fragile, they're antique, to the owners.

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by Josh B. 1+ years ago

actually the middle of the earth is hot so you would die of heat

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by Josh B. 1+ years ago

for the ketchup one: you can squeeze a packet dumbass

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by Ashley C. 1+ years ago

at our school (N.S.W. Australia) we go to class after the bell has gone...

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by kip p. 1+ years ago

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror? Because not even night goggles can see if there is a total absence of light so if you can see at all in the goggles there is still some light How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"? Because religious people are hypocrites by nature If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach? no, sneeze come from lungs, fart from bowels... Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? they are not, they are all the colours because light reflects in the tiny bubbles Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? bacause it helps the eye to focus.

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by < ( ^ ^ ) >. 1+ years ago

i think if you fell through a hole going through the diameter of the earth, you would simply fall and then stay suspended at the center...just a serious thought

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by Milly Velcro 1+ years ago

some are good, most really don't need to be there. Examples: Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters? Both Joey and Joe are short for Joseph You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? The plane would be too heavy. Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs? No. Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not? What the f*** kind of shampoo are you using? You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? On the off-chance that you find such a product, smack the people who manufacture it.

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