A Christian and a Buhdist are in a plane and the Buhdist says if I jump out of the plane and say Buhda save me then I will not die. So the Buhdist jumps out of the plane and says "Buhda save me". A giant hand came out of the sky and caught him and gently set him on the ground. The Christian not wanting to be outdone jumped out of the plane and said "God save me". Nothing happened and he was getting close to the ground, so he said "Buhda save me" a giant hand came out of the sky caught him, and gently set him down. The Christian then said "thank God". The giant hand came out of the sky and crushed him.