yo mama is so fat when i tell her to hal ass she has to take 2 trips

yo mama is so old she remenbers when the grand canion was a ditch

yo mama so dumb i told her the drinks were on the house, so she grabbed a latter

yo mama so fat she had to go to the ocean to get baptized

yo mama so old when she was in school there wasnt a history class

yo mama so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side