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*A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. *No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent. *For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. *We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. *Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too. *Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast. *Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. *Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition. *Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. *Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. *If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Père Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Chopin and Jean de la Fontain. *For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, pottie chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar. *Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else. *Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again. *Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first! *Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play. *We build bodies that last a lifetime. *Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.* *And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience. *For Sale: parachute, used once, never opened, small stain.


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