1. Call someone over. Tell them to lean over. Scream in their ear and run.
2. Run in front of cars coming down the street with your arms and legs spread out and yell, "Hit me!" Hop out of the way at the last minute.
3. Chase the cars.
4. Stop the cars and say, "So, you're back to kill another one of my kitties?"
5. Yell out, "Lassie, Timmy's in the well!" every 20 seconds.
6. Put rocks under car wheels. (Note: Use 5-10 large rocks under each wheel. You need to put them in front of and behind each wheel.)
7. Lay on the hood of your neighbor's car with a pillow and blanket. If your neighbor comes, tell him/her that the bed's taken and they put a dead broad on the kitchen table.
8. Yell, "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!" in Stan's voice. Then yell, "You bastards!" in Kyle's voice. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, you should shoot yourself right now.)
9. Roll around on the sidewalk.
10. Throw objects at people. (Stick, rocks, shoes, etc.)
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11. Do the can-can in the middle of the road.
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