How to give back

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A Rabbi, a Catholic Priest, and a Pastor have each won a million dollars each. They each are confused on the amount of which to give back to there religious buildings.

So the Rabbi says, "I'm going to draw a circle on the floor, and throw my money in the air". "Whatever lands outside the circle will be for me, and whatever lands inside the circle will be for God. The Catholic priest then said, "that's a good idea, except, whatever of my money lands inside the circle will be for me, and whatever lands outside the circle will be for God".

Then the Pastor said, "wow, you guys are dumb". "Whatever of my money that stays in the air will be for God, and whatever touches the floor will be all mine.

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