A cow and a horse were entered in a joke competition. The prize was a million dollars. For the joke they told, they had to make EVERYBODY in the audience laugh. Or else the joke-teller would be killed. If even one animal in the audience didnt laugh, the joke-teller would get killed.
So then, the cow went first. He told a hilarious joke,and all the animals laughed.. except for the pig. Therefore, the cow was killed.
After, the horse went. He told a joke that was not the least funny. Nobody laughed... except the pig. Ther audience asked the pig, "Why are you laughing?" THe pig replied, "I finally get the cow's joke. It was REALLY funny!"
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