Famous Last Words

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There aren't any Indians down there -General Custer

Like one wussy little bomb can do anything -mayor of Hiroshima

Hey, watch this!!

Why did we install a "destroy entire base" button? -bond villain

You think that that chunk of wood can kill me? -Count Dracula

There aren't any mines in that field

One more couldn't hurt

They'll never hit it -Storm trooper on the death star

Of course they're not cannibals

Maybe they're friendly wolves

What's a Gun? -African warrior

Pull the pin and count to what?

Duck? Where?

Cool! Free wooden horse! -Trojan soldier

Hey, Noah! Wait for us!! -The unicorns

Â…and my god strike me down now if I'm lying

"Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad." - Sadaam Hussein

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