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Can It Get More Embarrassing Than This? The following are two of the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contest:

"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving *right now*, she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee pee last night!" "The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter." Amy Richardson-- Stafford, Virginia

"It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ring downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give a piggyback ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled, 'SURPRISE!' My entire family - aunts, uncles, Grandparents, cousins and all my friends were standing there! My girlfriend and I were frozen in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity. "Since then, no one in my family has planned a surprise party again." Tim Cahill--Poughkeepsie, New York

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by Wrestling Chick 1+ years ago

Both of them are great...well, not so great for the people they happened to but great for us. Thanks for being open about it.

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by travis m. 1+ years ago

on daves m. comment ............getting caught by your daughter or son.......loose a bank account ............getting love and a romantic dinner.........must stay home and cook .......... going to a party already in your birthday suit.........priceless

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by FunnyFreakOfThe3rdDynasty !. 1+ years ago

damn....thats gotta hurt mentally

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by Dave M. 1+ years ago

ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah thats hilarious!!! little kid spying on his parents during fellatio...priceless

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by Adam J. 1+ years ago

thats gotta suck

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by Gladys B. 1+ years ago

lmao.. the dude and his girl... pmsl... shame... lol

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by alexis p. 1+ years ago

wow, i feel sad for the dude in the second one.

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by Amy M. 1+ years ago

omg the second one is way worse ...

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