Purina diet

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I have a Golden retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn' t because I' d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I' d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I 'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I ' d been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door

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by Stephan D. 1+ years ago

That joke was from a movie called "The Counselor", not original what-so-ever

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by Grace M. 1+ years ago

Does it matter? Both are funny, and they just wanted to share a good joke. I would view these repeats are just a way of seeing their values.

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by cathy c. 1+ years ago
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by Lashawnda K. 1+ years ago

lol funny

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by Ha Ha Girl >_< .. 1+ years ago

THERE IS A RE-EDITED COPY OF THIS JOKE RIGHT UNDERNEATH IT IN THE PAGE 8 OF ALL TIME FUNNI

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by Bob B. 1+ years ago

I've read this at least 10 times and I STILL don't get it, can someone explain it to me?

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by ashlee h. 1+ years ago

i wish people wouldnt steal jokes i saw this one nearly exactly the same on the previous page, now one of you must be lying...

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by Patricia R. 1+ years ago

someone copied someone! Spam!

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