The first time I had sex......

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The first time I had sex......

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No."

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused.

So she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said,"Just a minute." And walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me > into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite you?" Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.

She then said, it was time to put the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt removed her panties and laid down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and pow, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I said, "I sure did." And held up my thumb to show her.


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by Liz G. 1+ years ago

That's a repeat.

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by Dave M. 1+ years ago

that was great hahahaha

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by Destiny G. 1+ years ago


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by Katie N. 1+ years ago

haha wow thts a boy for ya. it'd b betta if he got her pregnant.

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by Enes A. 1+ years ago

Probably the last...

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by Mr. UnratedX 1+ years ago

lol, is this a true story? Even if it's not, still hilarious

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by a. l. 1+ years ago

why are> there> so many>arrows?????

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