One day little Mikey went to school with a big grin on his face, as usual. Mikey was a very mischevious fellow and wasn't too bright of a kid. Hey, he was only 7 years old. Anyway, he asked Mrs. Gary, a nice but strict teacher of Mikey, if he could go to the bathroom, and yes, this is where the story begins.
Little Mikey got back to the classroom, with a big grin on his face. This time, little old Mikey had a little something in his hand. The teacher asks, "Mikey, what is in your hand." Mikey asnwers, "It's a leprechaun but you can't see it because if you do it will get scared and run away." The teacher said, "Pronto, now show me or good-bye to the principal's office. "No!"
Little Mikey got to the prinicpal's office, with a big grin on his face, strangely. The prinicpal was suprised to see him, he knew Mikey wasn't too bright, but never expected him to be too much of a trouble maker. She asks first, "Oh little Mikey, What did you do that made you come to the principal's office?" He asnwers, "I have a leprechaun but I can't show it to any one because if I do, it will get scared and it will run away." The principal demands to see it but, just as last time, little Mikey refuses. Now, the principal called Mikey's parents.
Mikey's parents came in the door of the school and saw Mikey sitting there with a big grin on his face. The parents though, weren't too happy. They ask him, "What the hell is the meaning of this you... oh never mind, but what is The meaning of this?!?!" Mikey says, " I have a leprechaun but I can't show you because if I do it will get scared and run away." The mom rips out a piece of hair and says, " That hurt eh? I will do that to every other piece of hair until you show me that friggin' leprechaun!" Mikey agrees and there in his hand is a piece of crap. Mikey responds, "Mom! you scared the shit out of him!!"
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