One day, a salesman, eager to prove to his new business, went door to door selling an assortment of utilities and other etceteras. He had made quite a bit of money in the past week for the business.
Eventually he came to a nice cottage house on the edge of town. He knocked on the the door and a young child with a cigar in his mouth answered. THe salesman, very shocked, asked him "Are either of your parents home?", to which the child answered "wha'dyu think?"