A young bishop is visiting Texas for a conference. While there, a fellow clergyman recommends a diner to stop at on the way back
He takes the advice, and decides to grab himself a steak on the journey. He goes in, sits down, and waits for his order to be taken.
Finally, a waitress comes over. He says Hi, one steak please, rare. She says Ok then yells over her shoulder towards the kitchen ONE BLOODY STEAK!.
The bishop says Im sorry maam, but I am a Bishop and cursing like that offends me. She replies Oh no, I wasnt swearing. I was telling the chef how to do the steak bloody The bishop decides its ok
A few months later, our friend the Bishop is back in Texas, but this time with a group of priests, acting as their guide. Since the steak he had last time was so good, he says Ok guys, Im taking you all out to eat. This place does the best steaks ever
So they go in, sit, and when the waitress comes over, the Bishop says 7 Bloody steaks please
A young priest hears this, and pipes up Yeah, and plenty of fucking chips!