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A girl was baby sitting her younger brother and she had her boyfriend over. The girl and her boyfriend wanted to have sex but she and her brother had a bunkbed. So the girl and her boyfriend made code words, lettuce would mean harder and tomato would me switch positions. So they started yelling.

"Lettuce"

"Tomato"

"Lettuce"

"tomato"

Then the little boy spoke up and said "Can you guys stop making sandwiches, you are getting mayonaise all over me!"

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