John was a 7 year old living in Indiana. One day there was a terrible drought. It became the law that the shower could only be operated once a day.
One day John and his mother had to take a shower together due to the drought. John noticed his mother's breasts and said,"What are those?" His mom repied,"Those are my headlights." He noticed his mom's vagina and said,"What's that?" She said,"That's my garden."
The next day John and his father had to shower together. John noticed his dad's penis and said,"What's that?" His dad said,"The snake."
The next day John walked into his parent's room because he couldn't fall asleep. John suddenly yelled,"MOM!TURN YOUR HEADLIGHTS ON! THE SNAKE IS GOING INTO THE GARDEN!"