Johnny came home from school with a note attached to his shirt. His mother looked at the note on his shirt and read it out loud:
To The Parents of Johnny, I think that Johnny is a bit confused about the difference between girls and boys. Maybe you should help him learn.
Sincerely, Johnny's Teacher
Johnny's mother took Johnny into the bathroom. She then told him, "Johnny, take off my shirt." Johnny did. She then said, "Good now take off my pants." He did. "Now take of my bra." He did. "Now take off my panties." He did. She then said, "Good now put on your own clothes."