Frog in bank Joke

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A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller. He can tell by her name plate that her name is Patricia Whack. " Hello Ms Whack, Id like to get a $30000 loan to take a holiday" says the frog. She asks for the frogs details. " My name is Kermit Jagger; my dad is Mick Jagger, and its okay, I know the manager" Ms Whack tells the frog that he will have to secure the loan with some collateral. " All I have is this" said the frog, drawing out a tiny porcelain elephant, bright pink and perfectly formed. Ms Whack is shocked. She takes the elephant to the manager, tells him about the frog and asks for an explanation. The bank manager laughs and says" Its a nick nack, Paddy Whack, give the frog a loan, his old man is a rolling stone!!!!!!

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by Jessica W. 1+ years ago

O.k., but why a frog? You can't have a baby frog! You could say It's knick knack Patty Whack give the BOY a loan?!?!?!

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