You Might Be a Redneck

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If you take your kids to the beach and they build a Wal-Mart out of sand, you might be a Redneck. (Bubbles)

If you have ever changed shirts with your best friend in the parking lot of Taco Bell at 11 pm, you might be a Redneck. (Smiley and Bubbles)

If you have ever changed shirts with your best friend in the drive-thru of Taco Bell in the back seat of a moving car with 7 people in it at midnight, you might be a Redneck. (Smiley and Bubbles)

If you have ever laid across the laps of three girls in the backseat of a Chevy Cavalier going bowling, you might be a Redneck. (Bubbles)

If you refer to your friend as BooBoo KittyFuck and they answer, you might be a Redneck. (Damian)

If you can quote 90 percent or more of Blue Collar Comedy Tour the Movie and/or Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again, you might be a Redneck. (Smiley, Bubbles, Dot, Damian, etc.)

If you are prone to randomly yelling out "HOO! WHITE POWER!", forget Rednecks, you're downright insane! (Trey, Smiley, etc.)

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