This guy named James and his mother were having dinner one night, when all of a suddens his mother falls to the ground, and appears dead.
He calls the ambulance, to come pick them up and bring James' mother to the hospital.
3 hours later, the doctor comes out with the final report.
Doctor---James, there is some good news, and some bad news
James---Ok, give me the bad news first
Doctor---Ok, your mother survived, but she has a problem with her throat, you will have to spoon feed her everyday until she dies. Also, she has an arm problem, so you'll have to do everything for her, including whiping.
James---Ok...Well, what's the good news
Doctor---I was just kidding about all that, your moms dead.
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