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A boy and his father were playing ball in the front yard when the boy saw a honeybee. He ran over and stomped it.

"Don't do that, that was a honeybee," his father said, "he wasn't doing anything to you. For killing him you will do without honey for a week."

Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped on it.

"That was a butterfly," his father said, "he wasn't doing anything to you, and for killing him you will do without butter for a week."

The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy eating his toast plain with no honey or butter.

Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped on it.

The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?"

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by Rare Hunter 1+ years ago

"That was a cockroach. He wasn't doing anything to you, and for killing him, you'll have to do without c*ck for a week."

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by Jack R. 1+ years ago

Thats my boy, gets smarter everyday

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by Sam V. 1+ years ago

Haha it's funnier [and makes more sense] if you use cat instead of cockroach

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by Marie D. 1+ years ago

i dont get it

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by Rebekah R. 1+ years ago

That's a punishment for the husband not the wife.

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by radhikaa s. 1+ years ago

goddddddddddddd....!!!! awesome!!!!

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by Spencer M. 1+ years ago

TOO FUNNY!!!!!!

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by Megan C. 1+ years ago

I had to think a little bit but, I GOT IT!!!!

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by kong z. 1+ years ago

what a smartass nice

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by Cassandra B. 1+ years ago

his father was prob like WHAT LIL BOY! lol

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by Antonio B. 1+ years ago

ha ha ha wow!!!

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by jonathen t. 1+ years ago

this is a remake from a diffrent joke thats like 10times better this one isnt nearly as good

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by Tom H. 1+ years ago

Very good,Miss ND.

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by Laurie L. 1+ years ago

lol good one!

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by Amanda M. 1+ years ago

Damn.... kids are just too smart LOL

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by kim d. 1+ years ago

dude that wuz funny

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by katie k. 1+ years ago

lol

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