a man turns to his wife "honey , last night , was the best night of my life , you where on fire"
as he pours the coffee , he hears someone coming down the stairs , his wife smiles .
"who's that" says the man , his wife just keeps smiling "last night , did we have a threesome" , "no just a twosome" says the wife
a big fat bloke turns the corner , naked but for a towel, the husband is confussed "did i dream us two , and you where up ther with ... that"
she replies "well , you did dream us two , but your the one who showed our vister how to park a car round the back"
the husband is still confused "theres no car round the back"
"thats because he hasn't got a car!"