Daddy's Little Girl

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Upon entering his daughter's room, Mr. Lacy found a note on the bed and proceeded to read it. It stated the following:

Dear Dad,

I am sorry to have run away, but there is something I must tell you, and I couldn't do it in person. I have run away with my boyfriend, Billy Bob, and have eloped with him. He promises to support me off of the food stamps and goverment money he plans on getting. He also plans on helping fix my alcohol problem, which I have failed to tell you and mom about. We plan on raising our still unborn child in the best ditch we can find in Mexico. I plan on getting there with the fake passport Billy Bob was so kind to make for me. We just hope that Billy Bob won't get put back into Rehab for his marijuana and abusing problems. I really wish you could meet him Daddy. He's so sweet! On my next birthday he's gonna take me down to Ma's Bar and get me tattoo's to match all of his! I will even be getting one on my butt! And for his birthday I hope on getting him some dental work, so that maybe he can have all his teeth when he smiles. Well, wish us luck!

Love you, Your little girl

P.S. I actually just made an F on my report card. I'm over at my friend's house. Come get me when you calm down.


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by mike l. 1+ years ago

This is almost identical to another joke on this site. It tells the joke from the perspective of a guy.

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