SMILE!!!!

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OK SO THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES.. A POLICE OFFICER GOES INTO A MORTUARY TO MEET WITH FORENSIC TEAM WHO CARRY OUT THE AUTOPSIES AS THEY HAVE THREE DEAD BODIES THAY WOULD LKE HI TO SEE. SO... THE POLICE OFFICER GOES OVER TO THE FIRST COVERED UP BODY AND SEE'S THAT THE BODY IS OF A SCOTISH MAN AND THAT HE IS SMILING, CONFUSED HE ASKES " AND WOULD THIS MAN BE SMILING IF HE IS GOING TO DIE??" "WELL.. HE WAS HAVING SEX WITH HIS WIFE AT THE TIME BUT HIS HEART COULDNT COPE WITH THE STRESS AND HE DIED OF A HEART ATTACK, BUT HE IS SM ILING DUE TO WHAT WAS HAPPENING AT THE TIME."

THE OFFICER THEN MOVES OVER TO THE NEXT BODY AND SEE'S A WELSH WOMAN AND SHE IS ALSO SMILING YET AGAIN HE IS CONFUSED BY THIS "SO WHY IS THIS WOMAN SMILING?" HE ASKS. WELL SHE HAD ENTERED HER DOG AT CRUFFT AND HE WON BEST F BREED BEST BEHAVED AND CAME SECOND IN EVERY OTHER EVENT OF COURSE THE WOMAN WAS EXCITED AND BEGAN JUMPING AROUND BUT SHE SLIPPED AND BROKE HER NECK DYING INSTANTLY BUT STILL WITH THE SMILE ON HER FACE" AT THIS THE OFFICERS CONFUSION IS GONE.

HE MOVES OVER TO THE FINAL BODY AND UNCOVERS AN IRISH MAN WITH A VERY WIDE SMILE. THIS CONFUSES HIM MST OF ALL. " NOW WHY WOULD THIS IRISH MAN HAVE SUCH A LARGE SMILE ON HIS FACE???"HE ASKS ....." WELL THIS ONE IS THE MOST OBSURD OF THE BUNCH AS THIS MAN WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTENING"..........." SO WHY THE SMILE??" ASKS THE OFFICER...." WELL..." STARTS THE FORENSIC EXAMINER TRYING VERY HARD TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE "...... HE THOUGHT HE WAS HAVING HIS PHOTOGRAPH TAKEN............"

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