5 pick up lines not to say to a girl

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1. Hi I'm an astronaut, my next mission is to Uranus

2. Call me and I'll give you my number

3. Hi, I'm Doug, you know god with a bit of you in the middle

4. Hi my penis has just died and I need somewhere to bury it

and finally 5. Hi, have you been tripping over tree branches lately?,(wait for answer), well how about a root?

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