1. Hi I'm an astronaut, my next mission is to Uranus
2. Call me and I'll give you my number
3. Hi, I'm Doug, you know god with a bit of you in the middle
4. Hi my penis has just died and I need somewhere to bury it
and finally 5. Hi, have you been tripping over tree branches lately?,(wait for answer), well how about a root?
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