GAY BAR

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A GAY WALKS INTO A BAR IN NORTH QUEENSLAND AND ASKS FOR A BEER. THE BARTENDER SAYS "WE DON'T SERVE YOUR KIND HERE". THE GAY SAYS IN GAY SLANG " PLEASE, I JUST WANT ONE BEER". NO WAY, NOW PLEASE LEAVE, YOUR MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE SAYS THE BAR TENDER. THE GAY BEGS "JUST ONE BEER MY SWEET AND I WILL LEAVE". BARTENDER AGREES AND TELLS HIM YOU CAN HAVE ONE BEER IF YOU SIT IN THE CORNER AND DONT SAY ONE WORD. "I PROMISE" SAYS THE GAY.

IN WALKS OL' BILL AFTER A HARD DAY ON THE LAND. HE GETS HIS BEER AND CHATS TO THE BAR TENDER. "SHIT ITS HOT", HE SAYS. "SO HOT I COULD LICK THE SWEAT OF A COWS ASS".

FROM THE CORNER OF THE BAR YOU HEAR "MOOOOO"

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