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Two gay guys walk into a bar. Their names are Percy and Herby. Percy calls to the bartender, "Oh, bartender, yoo-hoo!"

"Yeah, what do you want?" he asked gruffly.

"We'd like two gins, please."

"Well, there's three kinds of gins, hydrogen, nitrogen, and oxygen!" he laughs as he walks away.

"You're not going to let him get away with that, are you?" Herby asked.

"No, I'm not," Percy said. "Oh, bartender, yoo-hoo!"

"Yeah, what do you want?"

"Two turds, please."

"What?"

"Well, there's three kinds of turds, mustard, custard, and you, you dumb shit! Run, Herby, run!"

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