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Sky is blue Water is wet I'll make you cum I'll make you sweat Pressed up against my body Movin up and down Slowly but firmly We'll move the ground

Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!

Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply

Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream

Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block

Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid

Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!

Roses are nice Violets are fine. I'll be the six If you be the nine.

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