Blondes, they're Funny

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell she has a grenade in her mouth.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

What did the blonde say after her doctor told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"

How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day? Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday. ___________________________________________

A blonde and her brunette friend were talking, when the blonde said, "I hate all the blonde jokes people tell."

"Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."

They went outside and hailed a taxi driver.

"Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," said the brunette.

The taxi drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, the brunette looked at the blonde and said, "See! That guy was really stupid."

"No kidding," replied the blonde. "There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."

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by Kristen C. 1+ years ago

nice joke

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by sam a. 1+ years ago

haha poop head

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