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Here are a few disses, to someone you hate. The person I'm using as example is "Daniko"

Diss 1- Q:What do Daniko and a Vacuume have in common? A:They both suck something

Diss 2- Daniko is better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

Diss 3- Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

Diss 4- Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Diss 5- Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds

Diss 6- Your so fat, when you weighed yourself it said "To be continued".

Diss 7- Your so ugly, that when you auditioned for a Kong movie, they said "Sorry, were not looking for REAl Gorillas.

Diss 8- Daniko lives near a haunted house, full of dead zombies and shit. One day his friends (I mean his sister) dared him to go inside. About an hour later, he came out with a job!

Diss 9- Three men were walking down the street and came to the Guiness Book of World Records building. The first man said, "I bet I have the smallest hands". He came out of the building and said, "I do have the smallest hands in the world!".

The second man said I bet I have the smallest feet". He came out of the building and said, "I do have the smallest feet!".

The last man said, "I bet I have the smallest dick". He came out of the building and said, "Damn, do you know who Daniko is?"

Diss 10- Daniko should join the Ku Klux Klan -- he would look a lot better with a hood over his head

Diss 11- Daniko goes to the dentist twice a year. Once for every tooth

Diss 12-Daniko has a big heart, and a stomach to match

Diss 13- Daniko is a light eater. As soon as it gets light, she starts eating

Diss 14- Daniko carried a double-barreled gun to the ball game, because he heard the Lions were playing the Tigers.

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