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There was a little boy that wanted to take a shower with his mommy one day. So he went up to her and said, "mommy, can I take a shower with you?" she said it was alright but not to look up or down. They got into the shower and the little boy looked up. he said," mommy, what are those?" she said, "those are my headlights dear." then the little boy looked down. he said, "mommy, what's that?" "that is my garden" she answered.

The next day, the little boy wanted to take a shower with his daddy. His daddy said it was okay but he couldn't look down. They got into the shower and the little boy looked up. He said,"daddy, what is that?" he answered, "that is my snake."

That night there was a huge thunderstorm and the thunder scared the little boy. He went into his parents room and unexpectantly climed into bed. Once he got in, he yelled, "Mommy! Mommy! Turn on your headlights! Snake is in the garden!!!!"

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