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Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash? A: She got cold and turned off the fan.

Q: Why did the blonde have square tits? A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight? Submitted by: Anthony Sandoval

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!

Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.

Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement? A: An IN-body experience!

Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a torch in her ears.


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