Michael Jackson Comparisons

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What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common? They put 40 year old meat between 5 year old buns.

Why did Michael Jackson go into K-Mart? He heard they had boys' pants half off.

How are Michael Jackson and acne different? One doesn't come on your face until you're 13.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to small children. One is a plastic bag.

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submitted: 1+ years ago

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by Patrick Z. 1+ years ago

stupid. even before his end, this joke is ignorant.

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by carissa r. 1+ years ago

GOD DAMN PEOPLE STOP MAKEING STUIPID THINGS ABOUT M.J. HES DEAD LEAVE HIM ALONE GOD HE WILL DO SOMETHING BAD TO YOU GO TO HELL YOU PEOPLE

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by Genny J. 1+ years ago

I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!!! MJ luvs ya and you dis him !

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by Bunny Man 1+ years ago

I know it was submitted before the tragedy, but...

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by elly j. 1+ years ago

i like the plastic bag one

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by Taylor L. 1+ years ago

Hahahaha, love it! x

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by talena h. 1+ years ago

sorry but i didnt get the acne part..

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by Glyn L. 1+ years ago

the acne one is the best :P

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