Little head

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A man was wondering lost through the woods, when he suddenly came upon a massive castle. In his curiosity he went in.

He was greeted at the door by the King himself. The king was an ordinary-looking man, wearing very rich clothing. If he wasn’t dressed like a king, then the king would just look like an ordinary man, except that he had a tiny head, literally the size of an orange.

The king took the man on a tour of the castle, and the man just couldn’t contain himself.

“Don’t mean to be rude, but I just can’t help it. You’ve got a tiny head!” said the man.

The king laughed. “It wasn’t always like this. I’ll tell you a story.

“One day I was lost in these woods just like you. I stumbled upon a river and in the river there was a mermaid.

“ ‘You have three wishes’ the mermaid said.

“So I wished to be a king, with a castle here on the river, and I got it. Then I wished for all of my clothes and jewels, and I got those as well.

“And then before my final wish, I realised how beautiful this mermaid was, so for my last wish I asked, ‘Can I have sex with you?’

“ ‘No that is not possible’ she said.

“ ‘Well in that case, I’ll just have a little head’”


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