A man was wondering lost through the woods, when he suddenly came upon a massive castle. In his curiosity he went in.
He was greeted at the door by the King himself. The king was an ordinary-looking man, wearing very rich clothing. If he wasnt dressed like a king, then the king would just look like an ordinary man, except that he had a tiny head, literally the size of an orange.
The king took the man on a tour of the castle, and the man just couldnt contain himself.
Dont mean to be rude, but I just cant help it. Youve got a tiny head! said the man.
The king laughed. It wasnt always like this. Ill tell you a story.
One day I was lost in these woods just like you. I stumbled upon a river and in the river there was a mermaid.
You have three wishes the mermaid said.
So I wished to be a king, with a castle here on the river, and I got it. Then I wished for all of my clothes and jewels, and I got those as well.
And then before my final wish, I realised how beautiful this mermaid was, so for my last wish I asked, Can I have sex with you?
No that is not possible she said.
Well in that case, Ill just have a little head