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Male stripper The other day, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again. My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy's egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? Then the marketer in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home. . .

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by Hannah V. 1+ years ago

male strippers r my type cuz I am a female

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by Dave M. 1+ years ago

eh I've heard much funnier, and male strippers aren't exactly my "type". In fact, that makes me want to blow chunks

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by ♦Deathvirus♦ 1+ years ago

Fucking hilarious

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by Yue T. 1+ years ago

lol wow she really didnt wun to lose her money

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by tori l. 1+ years ago

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA uhh.. i dont get it.

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