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ANGEL_FACE HAS LOGGED ON

Gregory5: Hello, Angel.

Angel_Face: Hi, Gregory!

Gregory5: Please call me Greg.

Angel_Face: Ok....

Gregory5: Would you please describe yourself?

Angel_Face: Ok, I'm 25, single, 5'6", skinny, honey blonde hair, crystal blue eyes. You?

Gregory5: Well, I'm 26, 6'0", single, skinny, brown hair, brown eyes.

Angel_Face: Ooh, sounds sexy. Where do you live? I live on Harold Pl.

Gregory5: Really? I just moved in down the street!

Angel_Face: Wanna make love?

Gregory5: Right now?

Angel_Face: Oh yeah...I'm feeling so horny!

Gregory: Ok, let's start. I walk into the room to find you naked...

Angel_Face: I pull down your pants and I take off your shirt.

Gregory5: I take off my underwear.

Angel_Face: Your penis is so long! Ooh, I'm feeling so horny!!!

Gregory5: I go on top of you and head straight for vagina!!

Angel_Face: Wait, you don't do that! You obviously don't know how to have proper sex! I coming over to your actual house and seeing how you actually do it.

Gregory5: I wouldn't do that!

Angel_Face: Why not?!

Gregory5: My mom just got home.

ANGEL_FACE HAS LOGGED OFF

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